BURGER STORIES!!!!Any cool stories to share?

Once when I was in Mich. we stopped in a bar that had the MONSTER BURGER! It was as round as a large pizza and they had specially made buns for it. Each burger had about 2 tomatos, 2 onions, half a head of lettuce, and had a great tasting cheddar cheese made from some place in Michigan. I also bought a t shirt there that said, I ate the monster burger!